Friday, March 13, 2009

Foot in Mouth Disease

Worst 10 Things You Could Say to A Woman with Kids
Whether you can tell she's the mama or not

10. Are you babysitting?
9. Is it yours?
8. You really shouldn't be letting your kid [fill-in-what-your-kid-is-doing-here].
7. She doesn't look like you at all!!
6. Your baby has really nice [fill-in-body-part-here]... He must get those from his dad.
5. WHOA! He's SOOOOOO HUGE! or ... WHOA! She's SOOOOOO TINY!
4. Good thing your baby doesn't have your [fill-in-body-part-here].
3. Your kid is so [fill-in-undesireable-trait-here], my kid was very [fill-in-opposite-of-undesireable-trait here]!
2. Should you be doing personal errands while "on duty"?
1. Are those your kids? They have different dads, right?